There are more rules now than that mangy sheet has room (or grime). I was meaning more that I worked there nearly three years and only on my last day did I notice that horrendous apostrophe. Had I realized, there'd have been some major sharpie fixage years ago.

Kitty! Is it yours? Please show me your pussy.

For sale

Have you seen the tower with the babies climbing up it yet? I am so jealous -- you're in a fabulous city.

Don't buy your absinthe in the airport. The worst of the worst. Nice in cocktails.