wait. what? i appear to still be on the fridge. i'm confused.

this is one of my favorite pictures ever. poor melty cake ...

where ARE you?

ugh. why do we keep animals in our homes, when they just freeload all the damn time and pee and spray on your stuff...? this will be my last cat.

she's definitely fixed. i rescued her from a no-kill shelter 4 years ago where her previous owners had declawed her. now she lives at my house, eats damn organic all natural food with turkey and duck and flaxseed oil and shit in it, and pisses my bed ...